Elite Computing

So I was sitting around, and my girl shows me this auction on Ebay of all places, here is the smal description:

“Santi de mantrium Ouna >safety chant>

Save my soul help me get rid of this enchanted popcorn head.

It gives luck and prosperity to whomever possesses it.

But only for 1 year at a time.

This enchanted baby popcorn head gives wealth and happiness for 1 year then it starts to take back.. You must eat popcorn at least once a month to keep it happy. Here in lies my problem. I don’t like popcorn so I’m screwed!

Help!

I can not give this away, it must be purchased. It will bring you untold riches and personal prosperity.

Ps since I have been in possession of this Enchanted Baby Popcorn Head I have won the scratch off Lottery 12 times. Been given a rent free house to live in. Found money (over 6 times) and lost over 50 lbs”

So, this is real . . . at least it seems to be. Go and check out his auction now before it goes away!!